Owen says he will murder Larry's lying, conniving ex-wife if Larry will send Owen's strange Momma to her maker.

In July 1947, somewhere in the desert near Roswell, New Mexico, a rancher stumbles onto a crash site, and the charred remains of a strange and unidentifiable aircraft. During the next 72 hours, the United States military will seal off the site, remove all evidence, and perpetrate a cover-up. Was it a UFO? From the crash to the cover-up, to the conspiracy of silence, one man will now risk his reputation--his life--to find out the truth.

Lilah, a housewife who wants to be a comedienne, teams up with Steve, a self-centered comic who teaches Lilah how to be funny.

Easy money: Monty Capuletti is a middle-class slob who'd rather be out boozing, gambling, and cavorting with his buddies than working at his job as a baby photographer. But suddenly, his mother-in-law dies, leaving him a huge inheritance if, within one year, he can stop drinking, smoking, and gambling ... and weigh in at a trim 175 pounds. Throw momma from the train: A student tries to convince his writing professor to exchange murders - he'll murder...