Disc 1. Terrorist and gingerbread ; Thigh gap and a rack of lamb ; Mozzarella sticks and gay piano bar ; Sawdust and brisket ; A Pirate, three frogs and a Prince ; Horny-goggles and a catered intervention ; Kreplach and a tiny tush --

Disc 2. Snickerdoodle and a nip slip ; My little pony and a demerol drip ; Quaaludes and crackerjack ; Cinderella and a drunk MacGyver ; Diabetic lessons and a blushing bride ; Sticky hands and a walk on the wild side ; Death, death, death and a bucket of chicken --

Disc 3. Nazi Zombies and a two-hundred pound baby ; Cornflakes and the hair of three men ; Caperberries and a glass eye ; Beast mode and old people kissing ; A catheter and a dipsy-doodle ; Pure evil and a free piece of cheesecake ; Mahjong Sally and the ectasy ; Atticus Finch and the downtrodden.